And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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