if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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