so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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