i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we should paint friendship bongs
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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