my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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