Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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