So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
