My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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