we have officially lost it.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I can't turn off my feet"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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