erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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