i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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