just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have already put on my inside pants.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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