yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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