i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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