something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
