Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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