Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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