i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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