Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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