I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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