I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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