Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
