it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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