i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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