You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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