Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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