He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
how drunk are you?
Several
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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