She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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