I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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