I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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