we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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