sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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