everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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