You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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