margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
