I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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