thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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