Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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