and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize
