Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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