i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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