it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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