1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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