You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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