I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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