Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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