The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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