Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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