Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
