I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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