Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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