you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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